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First I was an old man in a rice field in the misty rolling hills of ASIA and as LORDS approached on horseback I found a pouch of gold and hid it from these with swiftness

second I was a BOSS leader of a horseback riding samurai squad in JAPAN but I was betrayed and STABBED THROUGH THE NECK WITH A SPEAR then my people followed their new lord...

finally I was a LASCIVIOUS, WAR MONGERING HIGH PRIEST in egypt who was bald and wearing eyeliner, owning bitches vaginas and shit then I died in a dark SLIMEY DUNGEON

real talk

any1 else know about their past incarnations like that