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Old 01-28-2014, 04:59 PM   #29
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1

Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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(1)dead man vs. (9)big baby | "Dead People Around a Rock Hole"
deadman enters nirvana and meditates with NYCspitz on a nether realm. Hyperbolic time chamber makes deadman very muscular. big baby da big baby drops a fucking bomb. deadman withers the storm. stay tuned on the next episode of dragon ball z
Prediction: over 9,000

(21)oXus vs. (R)Nigma | "Strange Stuctures in the Desert"
oXus stuns the crowd with a twist. He pronounces everything with a big accent and ends every sentence with matey. Nigma retorts in his verse with 'this verse should be in the OM HOF...BITCHES' there's an argument in the voting section about how this is a us based site/server and oxus should be banned for no patriotism. 3 admins die.
Prediction: Nigma 100-0

(2)Pent uP vs. (7)Lars | "Underwater City Also Has Whales"
pent up googles lars's verse before he even posts it. The whole time pent up WAS lars. Pent up admits to being banged in the ass by his girlfriend. Lar's whole persona is thrown off. Kills himself. Reserve battle is taken place by nyc and certain. Netcees isnt the same again
Prediction: Pent uP R.I.P aka lars

(3)Vulgar vs. (R)oats | "Man Looks at City from Cliff"
Vulgar makes up another 3 words. Graduates from his college with a degree in englishomics. BOTW verse. Oats knows what the 3 words mean though because 'hes a teacher'. Oats makes a video response to vulgar text response of him on a cliff in hawaii. Zooms in on his lips while saying the verse. Gets votes for creativity. Bolsters site activity. New wave of video topicalists join the site. Text topicaling is dead. Pent up gets HOF removed for death and inactive obsolete credentials. Oats becomes the face of a video topical poem surge. Becomes famous. Gets sued for smoking weed with students. Faces 9 years in jail for child endangerment. Finds strikta and kills him for me.
Prediction: oats 63- 37
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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