[PancakeBrah]

I smoke every four months on the dot. I savor it, by my lonesome. I turn all the lights off and listen to emotional indie music. Then I try to corral a desperate ex via text. Strong poems of love sent at this time. If that fails I masturbate like I'm going to reach zen through it. And I do. I visit Mahatma in all his glory during consummation. Then I eat a bag of Dorritos. Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch only when I'm high. Normally a red bag dude.