[Witty]

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.