[big baby]

lol @ anjahl going through deadmans posts masturbating and clicked on this and cummed.

all excited with his winged demon 2 inch avatar can't even see what the fuck that demonic bird is. reading deadmans posts about coffee and psychological pressures, touches himself, pops a coffee bean in suspense. coffee bean rolls down his undulated stomach. lands in his belly button. screams "5 points! ding ding ding!" cries himself to sleep on his giant full back computer chair, page finally loads. screen fades to black, twitches when he dreamt that deadman fucked him in the ass, moves the mouse and the screens light wakes him up, "INDUCT ME INTO THE HOF" written in big bold letters, and his big bold member awakens through the fat of his coffee bean stomach. pops another coffee bean "14 pages? i need this bean to keep me awake" pops three more "come on plz deadman get inducted. i love you" posts here, hoping deadman sees it. loves it. loves himself. pops another coffee bean, jizz all over his deadman avy poster. passes out. fuck you