[Wise Wiggles]

So I hear some yelling outside (which isn't abnormal) I think nothing of it, really. Thought it was just some punks walking by. I go outside to go to get my breathalyzer calibrated (which is where I am right now) and I see this white trash motherfucker shirtless and barefoot throwing wooden scraps into a pile yelling some shit. I give him a 'wtf are you doing look'.. Then I'm like w/e.. Get in my car, look to my left and two houses down there is a motherfucker walking across his roof barefoot and shirtless. He walks to edge and has himself a SEAT. Now I'm like wtf. It's like 39 w/windchill out. I still am like 'well w/e'.. Next thing I know, I look to the right where the initial wiggerism occurred cuz that motherfucker is still wigga booing around everywhere and some naked ass bitch runs out his front door, thru my yard, about a ft behind my car, BUCK ASS NAKED.. To the house, two down. ITS FUCKIN TWO FORTY FIVE DAYTIME. Motherfucking kids getting outta school and shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE HOOD?