Plays with his wrestling figures in the bathtub
Looks like Paddington the Bear with type 2 diabetes and unresolved abandonment issues with his biological father.
his blood type is WENDY'S CHILI
Anywhere he sits at for more than a few minutes instantly becomes a sweat lodge
He's modeling Ugg's new line of tanktops from their Woodland Creatures collection, the color is AMBER DEPRESSION
this is his new Zoolander pose he's been practicing for months, it's called SUCK YOUR 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW'S PENIS IN AN ASTROVAN PARKED BEHIND WALGREEN'S
Came in dead last in a wife beating contest
Looks like the dad from Good Luck Charlie posed inside a mexican cardboard box full of spent fireworks and dignity
Looks like Cake Boss with Down Syndrome
I can't lie, he's one hell of an interior decorator tho....
Won WWF's Prince Albert's swag from 1998 in an online poker tournament
Did stuntwork for one of the Chewbaccas in Revenge of the Sith
Dips Hot Pockets in Nutella
Stood in line for tickets to Staind, got asked for his autograph the whole time
Was once a moderator at a fan fiction website where he wrote short stories about sexual encounters between John Cena and Randy Orton
At age 12 tricked his mom's cocker spaniel into eating potted meat out of his butthole
used to only beat games with a Game Shark