Jade typed craiglist.org into the search engine.
Her purse sitting next to the keyboard
She was redirected. She hit insert.
The screen reflected. Her face all done up;
An absurd expression of nervous tension - A nervous wreck
She typed her password
S* – E* –X* – I* 74*
Fingers slender and scarred, she stroked the keys turning letters to stars
Her inbox overflowing with messages; she checked them off
With X’s
And then she sent them all a yes with hearts
Ready to part with her virginity for a financial suitor
Rumors flew round’ the school “Jades triangle been through the Bermuda…”
Her mother threw her out of the house.
Said goodbye to an intruder.
Jade puked her guts out sliming the petunias.
Staring hours on end into the shrine of her computer.
Price on her peculiars,
She’s a bonafied loser,
She’s a dime, would you do her?
Hit reply and pursue her
3.7 million – sold! To this guy from St. Lucia
***
He states his name in a bumbling stupor - Cooper… Sullivan Cooper.
He chuckles unraveling a rubber-banded bundle of loot like some scuffling schmoozer.
Sliding airport security each hundreds, tucked – into their shirts in a cunning maneuver
16 year old Girl smuggled from Cuba. Taxi waiting. Another hundred. “Keep the meter running”
“Hey Sucia!” Cooper says to Jesús with befuddling humor
The muffler rumbles under her seat vibrates with a subtle pummeling
“Sucia! Hold your head down!” While Shadow engulfs them from a tunnel
A trooper flashes the sirens which appeared triumphantly bluer
He knocks on the glass and asks Jesús – “Who’s this couple of boozers..?”
Jesús says “This is Mr. And Ms. Cooper…… Honeymooners.”
....This motherfucker was smoother than a babies-bottom nuzzled in hooters...
“Oh yeah…….? The speed limits 35. And you were doing double” -
A couple of scooters, kids whizzing by ruffled his feathers, rustling; the bustle of bloopers
Cooper leaned for his wallet. The cop juggled his deuce-deuce and fumbled his nuker
He had one shot to wooer; screw her, her body; supple; nuder
He palmed a jugful of her beautiful bosom; she grabs his junk and unbuckles the abuser
Cooper guzzles lustful repugnant mumbling lewder
A tubful of cum inside a back seat of a taxi while the jungle croons -
A cougar snuggled in a putrid bubble puzzled and neutered
Huddled next to the wrongdoer - snuffling with her seducer - struggling, shrewder
Reluctant to move, under a tonnage of spew - the lungful of roosters
The hum of a cruiser, the scent of fungal and tuna - the prenuptial future
Cooper tattoos her in a puddle as the police man stumbles to regroup…
Through a funnel she’s cuter - 40 years his junior; lips suckle and hoover
The hustle pursuer - disgruntled inducer asks the girl how she feels –
Crumbled she muzzles “Super” as his stubble harpooners
The officer muscles Cooper, while they’re tussling - Jade pumps the ruger
Into her accuser
Trouble Shooter