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Old 01-15-2014, 02:44 PM   #11
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When I was a kid, I beat my dick to Denise's strip scene from Road House and was mere seconds away from getting caught.

I had tactical masturbation skills, I was like a dickbeating Green Beret. I was Seal Team of seal-flogging. I had socks that could stand up by themselves.
Goneee.
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