[Lars]

- when you buy koka noodles by the tray, not the packet, knowing come the end of the month you're gonna thank yourself for the forethought. them shits are instant noodles, not none of this 'throw it in and nuke 'em for 5 mins after applying water' bullshit

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

same goes for brad pitt as it does johnny depp, just to keep it trill also.