[Objective]

Oats a goat, but not in sense of being the greatest, (he's not)
dude's a magnet for haters, arbotion clinics uses him as their mascot.
Listen up you fucking drag, your reputation is a red flag
that this entire site gives props to any nameless fag.
And you're supposed to be boss? Man you're fate's at a loss,
Oatmeal haven't been relevant since -2000 like Kate Moss.
Like holy shit,yYou don't even deserve the right to post,
This dudes a retarded Jesus Christ with a pen on the Cross;