The coach moved him from tight end to wide receiver. Not a football reference, the man fucked him in the ass.
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Arnold Shortzawigger
This is his good side due to bacne.
He buys stuff from Bath and Bodyworks and pretends he's buying gifts for his GF. His wrestling tights smell like Coconut Lime Verbena.
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Got a merit badge in Boy Scouts for surviving in the woods on tree bark and his own semen. Later claimed tree bark was "hard to swallow".
When he turns off the lights at night his wrestling figures turn into a buttfucking Toy Story.
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