So you're a troll. You discover a diary that has been lost, which has the name and number of the owner inside. Being the kind, helpful, troll that you are - You call said number to announce it has been found. Only you're reluctant to hand the diary over to just ANYONE... so The Diary Police must first ask a few questions about it. We were drinking in the pub. It seemed a good idea at the time.
Enjoy or endure!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puES7coU_7o
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