11 am - Bailieys and coffee + 2 tylenol for hangover
1130 Baileys and coffee with extra baileys
1135 Take MASSIVE SHIT
Noon – finished shitting
12 20 – get off toilet after playing on phone (legs have fallen asleep)
12 22 eat lucky charms for breakfast
12 30 its afternoon: beer time
1231-5pm beers #1 through 8
(3ish) still have headache. 2 more tylenol, chase with bag of chips
5 eat pizza drink pop
501 add whisky to pop
6 pm watch hockey
6-9 beers 9-12
9-?? as@9+na&*d 1u[-
Midnight – fall asleep peacefully facedown with all clothes on
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