[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Fig

7:00 hit the snooze
7:07 wake up but just kinda lay there thinking, fuck I wanna die
7:15 masturbate furiously, sweat dripping through the mattress.
7:40 finish
7:41 fuck I gotta get ready
7:44 ready
7:45 jam out on my mountain bike like a faggot. good leg workout though. 600 pound leg press easy bitch. Fuck with me. I'm sad

Id tell you the rest of my day, but to be honest I'm already crying writing this. I'll spare myself

Originally Posted by ZYG

24:00 – 02:59 Enter cryogenic chamber and shutdown systems.
02:59 - 03:00 Awake from cryogenic chamber, reboot systems.
03:00 – 04:00 Contact the 3 High Primates via telepathic link.
04:00 – 04:30 Apply motor oil to all moving parts and joints.
04:30 – 05:00 Run debug program, mental and physical checklist.
05:00 – 05:05 Assemble feeding and waste disposal apparatus.
05:05 – 05:07 Two gastric-nasal tubes feed me a synthetic paste.
05:07 – 05:20 Assemble outfit and hygiene for effective assimilation within local population.
05:20 – 05:30 Run transport system checklist.
05:30 – 07:00 Transport to [undisclosed location]
07:00 - 24:00 CONTINUE PRIME OBJECTIVE

really good posts

thx guys