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Originally Posted by uh-oh

when i was in elementary school i was trying to get pussy

does that count? i have memories of me trying to talk my girlfriend into going into her grandmas van

i had no idea what a vagina was. i just knew dudes humped chicks, and i beatoff from a very young age so i figured lets GET IT

she didnt go for it tho, and none of my other girlfriends either. we just pecked on the lips during recess and held hands.

this was like 3rd and 4th grade btw

i ended up getting a handjob in 7th grade, blowjob during 8th grade, and pussy during the summer of 8th grade

i've viewed women as sex objects since i found my dads playboys and dirty mags

that had to be before school, because i remember my sister was in the living room watching sesame street, and i was in my parents bedroom wacking off. my mom was probably napping on the couch.

i vaguely remember getting busted.

but yea that had to be prior to kindergarten

was your father an alcoholic? or were any of the men in your life alcoholics?