03-05-2013, 10:40 AM
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#9
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Upset Champion
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: West Mids
Posts: 3,861
Battle Record: 57-49
Accomplishments
- 50 Wins
Champed
- BA Rookie Tourney
- 1-2 Punch League (x2)
- Pandemonium Cypher
- 1-2 Punch league Season 9
Rep Power: 24894581
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Witty
I've already won, so when I buck - blast - see him run fast
Sharp Nine? Guns are for shooting, not stabbing....dumbass
This had my chuckling first time I saw it, read it a few times now and I still find it funny
He on split's dick, that's why split split, he friggin' hates him
This fag saw the name split 8, and took it as a sexual invitation
Again really funny - your style reminds me dumbfoundeads
This wannabe Stan probably got a tattoo of Shady's name n shit
So is SN, Em? Nah, he just enjoys being chained and whipped
Not feeling this, I mean you have since explained it to me but i still not a fan
See bitch at this beef shit you're nothing..just a fan, a tourist
I told this boy to nail a chick, and he came back as a man...icurist
this was pretty funny but could be used at anyone
When it comes to battling, you suck...u shud never be in a bout again
We all know 9 times out of 10, we'll see Nine down for a count of ten
nice name flips and close
I'm out, that's 10.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharp Nine
chicks hate you, they go for this clever chap instead
ya girl fell for my 'pronounced wit'... so she never did that in bed
nice opener and name flip
text is dying, but those drops say you never shoulda started
My verses are State of the Art, yours in a worse state than the art is
nice again liked this concept but could of been used on anyone
we're not fooled, ur gay posts in disc show you find fuckin guys plenty fun
Might as well come outWit... cause you're not not doing that to anyone
another nice concept and name flip
n you bump thrift shop? no way ur holdin tha win
already got my grandpa's style, those verses look older than him
nah didnt like this - really poor compared to the rest
guaranteed L, those shit jokes make us think this herb's retarded
you ain't got Sharp, Wit. But we knew that waaaay before this tourney started
Again nice concept but could of gone in harder
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Ok this is going to be one of the better matches we get in this tourney. Witty came with some really funny punches and closed with a nice name flip, Sharp had a load of tasty concepts and name flips throughout. To be honest I can see Sharp going onto win this battle purely for having a better miss then the one witty had (highlighted red) but as I dont even consider a miss when I vote im swinging for Witty for making me laugh alot more with what he had. No hate at Sharp. Just found those first two punches from witty hillarious. I was actually surprised because Sharps usually the one for the major lols.
v/Witty
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