One time when I was a young teen.. My friend was playing in the park and I saw his bike locked up behind the school.. Being the lil shit I was I went home, grabbed a wrench n hammer and proceeded to dismantle is bike.. Ripped of the tires, smashed the rims, removed the chain, took off the seat.. The whole 9 yards
Went back home, put back the tools n went back to the park to play with him.. I remember completely forgetting bout Whut I did cuz it was bout an hour that passed till we walk back to his bike and he fuckin breaks down.. Crying n sobbing, snot running out his and sayin how he just got the bike as a gift and I promised him I'd help find out who did it.. Inside I was laughing so hard but now I look back on it I feel like shit
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