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i dug in my nose and dipped my finger into this douchebag's drink. when he turned around, i was like "yo dude, i came here to have a good time, and i think you're here for the same."

i raised my drink up, we clinked glasses, and i watched him slam that shit down.



i also did that at the arctic bar in alaska, only it wasn't a snotty finger, it was saliva.



of course i've done MUCH worse on the moral scale. but this is light enough to share.