Lol.. I was at the baseball fields riding my bike, and a squirrel was sitting in the middle of the parking lot giving me a shit stare. I picked up a rock and HUMMED it at it, but it looked like I threw it too far to the side
All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws
I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do?
I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back
It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away
Definitely paralyzed
So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing
launched it into the brick Snack Shack at probs 60 mph
Dead as fuck
Threw it in the pond and never told anyone
Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers