Once used his Xbox Achievements on a job application
At age 12 wrote Street Fighter homo erotic fan fiction where Sagat and Vega were in a romantic relationship.
Got a boner watching WWE Royal Rumble
At at 14 got his left retina scorched during a rumble candle battle with the puerto rican kid up the block
Shared a jockstrap with a classmate in gym once and got Athlete's Dick
Looks like a Jewish owl
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