Once a month he dyes his dick hairs with Just For Men: Touch of Gray
Built an operational time machine once for the sole purpose of sucking a velociraptor's cock
Lives on a strict diet of ass fudge and sperm flavored fruit roll-ups
Has one chest hair named Leopold
In this pic is practicing his Zoolander pose: Xanax Face
Asked his barber to give him the "Jimmy Kimmel"
This pic is listed on photobucket under the tag: Zombie Smurf Shirt Faggot Chin Jpeg
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