Merry christmas allen
I hope santa clause took a shit in ur chimney. Then when u turn ur electric fireplace on it cooks his christmas shit into a putrid aroma of rotting reindeer carcass that spreads slowly thru ur living quarters. I hope every gift u unwrap has an uncircumsized dick inside of it. I can only pray that ur christmas tree catches fire and the ornaments explode causing fiberglass like shrapnel to lunge into ur families horribly wounding them for eternity. I hope that your christmas ham is infested with maggots. I hope that the macys day parade has a giant float of jon blaze and it saysballen knight is a faggot on his forehead. I hope when u cut inti ur maggot ridden ham u cut ur arm off and spiders crawl out of ur dead limb.
Merry christmas fuckboy.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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