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Witty
Try explaining your LOLogic to a group of grown men in a prison cell. You're right, technically - it isn't gay. But it isn't inherently straight either. It just mimics homosexual activity. The insertion of any object into the anus for sexual pleasure doesn't show an attraction to the same sex, but a liking to same-sex intercourse.
John isn't a murderer. He'd never go that far. He just enjoys physically abusing people.