When you come to Rhode Island you are more than welcome to sleep on the futon in my second bedroom & we can go to Gold's together (I will swipe my card for you) & when we get back to my place I will make you a protein shake w/ copious amounts of research peptides dumped in it & then I will tuck you in snug & secure & when you are passed out from the long day of fun we had together, I will inject you w/ 5cc's of pure Ukranian testosterone & watch you writhe in tragedy as the hormones overtake your frail receptors & I will laugh & play GTA V
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Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact
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