[Lars]

some guys friday night waiting in line for the urinals at this club

i cut the line, walk up and whip out the white magic, start pissing

i hear some faggot talking shit from behind me about how i pushed in and theres a queue

i turned right around and pissed all over his adidas gazelles

prick deserved it for buying them regardless in retrospect

when he realises what i'm doing, he throws a cross that catches me straight in the jawbox

i stumbled to my right, catches him with a kidney shot then a good hook to his face before the "no speray, no lay" guy and some security gripped us up and threw him out of there

i told 'em i was pissing when he came up tryna look at my cock ahahahaha

hope he had a great walk home treading in my urine

faggot

tl;dr my lip got busted up pretty bad