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Old 12-20-2013, 10:26 PM   #5
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u being a cheeky kunt?

its about two princesses. one has ice powers. she hits her sister with an ice beam on accident. they have to go to the trolls to fix her. she has a snow highlight in her hair tho. sister with ice powers never hangs out with her gimp sister after that because she's afraid to hurt her again. sad. lots of singing. eventually ice sister becomes queen. huge party. gimp sister finds true love, gets engaged after one day. ice sister says wtf are you stupid? i don't give you my blessing. gimp sister is mad, ice sister reveals to all she has ice powers. freaks out. emotions cause the entire city to become ice palace. she goes to the mountain to hide forever. makes a dope ice castle. gimp sister sets off to find ice sister and leaves her fiance in charge of the kingdom. she befriends an ice seller and an animated snowman on her journey. she reaches ice sister. ice sister is emo, creates ice demon to ward off her sister and friends. sad. a lot of other shit happens, but gimp sister and co. get back to ice sister. ice sister is pissed, accidently shoots gimp sister in the heart with ice beam. oh shit. ice seller takes gimp sister to the trolls; bro, the only thing that can say an ice beam heart is true love. fuark. they bring gimp sister to her fiance. shes half icicle. but hell save her right? no, bros. he's actually the bad guy. he was after gimp sister just to marry her then kill the ice sister to become king. douche move. he locks gimp sister in room to become ice statue. snowman bro comes into room, they realize that the ice seller is her true love. he's coming back. stuff happens. everyone's on a frozen lake. ice seller is barreling towards gimp sister on his reindeer. he has a reindeer. name's sven. he's coming to save the gimp sister with true love. but wait! gimp sisters old fiance is going to kill ice sister with a sword! fuck! gimp sister runs away from ice seller and stands b/w ex-fiance and ice sister. she becomes FROZEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOO. fiance gets shockblasted by her transformation. everyone is sad right now, for real. she's an ice sculpture. ice seller will never find true love. ice sister is so sad. ice sister hugs statue gimp sister, cries. everything is doom-wait. WHAT'S THIS!? GIMP SISTER IS UNFREEZING!?!?!?!??!?! SHE IS! AS IT TURNS OUT, THE FEELING OF TRUE LOVE WAS HER SISTER LETTING HER BACK INTO HER LIFE VIA HUG AND CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happily ever after.

snowman funny.
great review!

totally agree.

didnt watch
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