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Old 03-01-2013, 08:19 PM   #10
El Muffin
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u ain't never touched a gun in ya life so u're not a crook clearly
but if u ever did.. u'd be Deadpool in a mag out faster than any comic book series
(ok wp not a fan of how you tied it in tho..id have to say)
i'm a boss like Tony Soprano so the piece on my hip stays loaded w/ ammo
& i'm handin out headshots..
so when i pack the can, pop off a lid & leave ya Skoal open.. it ain't smokeless tobacco
(the execution was great here..but where im from it isnt pronounced skull..or nething close to it..maybe thats my fault but its true)
Leatherface w/ metal blades, grab a knife & carve thru ya spleen
put ya organs inside of jars right after takin out ya Eisenhart like Luther P.
(dope. similar to my eisenhower line u asshole..but dope nevertheless)
& ya bitch? i fucked her all in ya crib & left that wet snatch demolished
i'm talkin bedroom, livingroom, bathroom..
& there was enough Action in the kitchen to rival that chef/rapper Bronson's
(didnt get this unfortunately)
& fuck a gun, one swing'll smash this brittle fag's face in
i'll just snuff 'em w/ a fist full of rings.. & put more gold to his grill than Trinidad James's
(not a fan of this one)
throw a right & K.O. this rookie cuz my hand's remarkable..
so if u thought i'd slack cuz u're Neutron.. irony, ya still gettin smashed to particles
(cool closer)

You not built for this, young boy talkin big shit but he dumb frail
I mastered the art of battlin, here ur chances are slim, ill make him split wit one 12
(nice..very overlooked line i like it)
Don't ever tell this hoe some shit, cuz when he around the cops he can't close his lips
Yu can die quick bitch, no quidditch but its game over when I catch this golden snitch
(decent)
I keep my Nina n we pull gory crimes, guns spit faster then Corey lines n destroy necks
The outcomes never Goodwin shorty shines, even his 40 times couldn't help u avoid death
(a little overextended here..maybe its just my interpretation..but to each his own)
Fool u ont pop tools, load glocks or hold chrome dezzies
Hoe stop u ont let off shots, if u got a Beretta then its an old Chevy
(lol nice)
I don't even have to spray heat, my squad deep and they stay killin
If he test me u Macy a parade of my dogs eatin this nigga like thanksgiving
(ok)
You don't wanna box guy, I go ham after I down a gram of my spinach
If one land ur finished, I pop eyes n that a leave retina damaged condition
(niiiiiiiice nameplay and tie in..of course youve seen pop eyes lines but he tied in the np nicely)

iono bout you guys but i honestly have megatron winning this..beretta had a few obscure references ..those are hit n miss..sometimes the majority will get them sometimes not..hopefully im the minority for your sake..

but v/megatron..

cool read fellas
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