Also Diode, in regards to your "how to be a troll" reference,
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll, consider revisiting Part 3 of 4: "Utilizing Memes".
If you're too pressed for time between your busy married and boarding life, focus on the 2 following items:
3.2 Keep it reasonable. Don’t use memes too much.
3.4 Balance with some original humor.