[Texcellence]

Apologies for the delay, crazy weekend.
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I mean AOL? Jeez Hades if it isn’t true that you are stuck in the past
Then let Zeus take AIM and strike me down til’ I’m nothing but char
I can only imagine the fails you make when your chatting to bitches
Like, “Hey, how you doing? Take my number, I’ll page you my digits”
Who am I kiddin? Bitches… I hope this faggot is floored for his sins
I’m not judging, I just find it weird how….
…..This Orc brings irony and a new meaning to the lord of the rings
That’s an impressive record of wins…... taken mostly from no shows
Orc the type to be stood up but tell his bros “pretty face, ass… so so”
I’ve been busy, takin’ my girl out for food & drinks, treating her right
Whilst Orc has been sending his smileys and winks…
......... Googling time differences to be sure he let's her sleep at night

Our priorities aren’t the same and our lives are clearly very different
Your parents encourage you to lives yours….
But your attitude is always “TEXT IS MY LIFE, DO YOU EVER LISTEN?!"
I’ve fallen off, but for the above, I’m content with my performance
I’m trying to figure what’s going to kill you first, old age or boredom