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I skip breakfast because the morning is when the kitchen is in full nuclear meltdown

fucking faggot forevrral0ne NigNogtimus Prime stays awake til 5 am touching himself to atheist internet talk radio.. decides he needs sum oatmeal, so tries to cook oatmeal on the stove, IN ITS BOWL.

this is the same nigger that washed dishes for a job and has never cleaned up after himself once in the apt.

he pulls dirty knives out of taco meat shitwater, wipes the peanut butter off with the fucking sponge, and makes himself 6x PB&Js, wiping jelly on the cupboard

Dude is a full blown, holographic, Pablo Picaspie autist overlord

He trims his pubes over the sink and they get caught in his toothpaste stains

We have 2x bathrooms for 6 people in our suite... 5 people use one bathroom, because his standards of living are sub-Saharan