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Originally Posted by big baby

uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003.


the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man

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