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big baby · 12-13-2013, 10:21 PM

lol pancake.

into neoism. eats his own chakra.

performs doll surgery with his teeth.

saw his mom sewing and told his friends about the tiny swords.

eats toothpaste. freak. has always 'goes advanced' when posting on here. makes him feel smarter. more of a template layed out.

thinks he can shoot fire out of his eyes if he tries hard enough.

sports a toothpaste haircut.

has sex with toothpaste.

eats toothpaste out of the tub. Scrapes it with the edge of his comb to do his toothpatse hair-doo, to get the last of the toothpaste out.

tells people he benched 25lbs more than he actually does. totally sounds convincing when he tells his gym buddies. "yeah, man, did it like 3 times yesterday. jack was here. you know jack" lol. can't. falls on his chest. has to tell jack to lift it up. jack isnt good with numbers so when they ask him he's like yeah i think it was that much, idk. they're oh shit pancakes fucking ripped. isn't. lol . can't do the extra 25 lbs. so much work, so close yet so far. eats more powder. stuffs it in his face. powercake bruh. makes pancakes out of protein powder. took the tein out of protein and the der out of powder so its propow. tells his friends if they know about propow, knowingthey wont. "whats propow??"

-- " its how i benched 25 lbs more lol yall stupid"

" wtf really? i googled it nothing came up."

---" the makes just took tein out of protein and der out of powder. propow. beast. has enzymes. cost like 300. around what i could bench, ironically lol. "

*friends amazed*

uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003.

the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man

12-13-2013, 10:21 PM	#5
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	lol pancake. into neoism. eats his own chakra. performs doll surgery with his teeth. saw his mom sewing and told his friends about the tiny swords. eats toothpaste. freak. has always 'goes advanced' when posting on here. makes him feel smarter. more of a template layed out. thinks he can shoot fire out of his eyes if he tries hard enough. sports a toothpaste haircut. has sex with toothpaste. eats toothpaste out of the tub. Scrapes it with the edge of his comb to do his toothpatse hair-doo, to get the last of the toothpaste out. tells people he benched 25lbs more than he actually does. totally sounds convincing when he tells his gym buddies. "yeah, man, did it like 3 times yesterday. jack was here. you know jack" lol. can't. falls on his chest. has to tell jack to lift it up. jack isnt good with numbers so when they ask him he's like yeah i think it was that much, idk. they're oh shit pancakes fucking ripped. isn't. lol . can't do the extra 25 lbs. so much work, so close yet so far. eats more powder. stuffs it in his face. powercake bruh. makes pancakes out of protein powder. took the tein out of protein and the der out of powder so its propow. tells his friends if they know about propow, knowingthey wont. "whats propow??" -- " its how i benched 25 lbs more lol yall stupid" " wtf really? i googled it nothing came up." ---" the makes just took tein out of protein and der out of powder. propow. beast. has enzymes. cost like 300. around what i could bench, ironically lol. " friends amazed uses and thrusts his whole body to shoot a three pointer. hits the rim. says "almost" outloud. laughs and jogs casually to the bouncing ball. says "been a few months, bout to sink this next one in" goes a little closer, shoots it. makes it, but backboards it. "meant to backboard it" he says. kids are watching, scared of the propow weight lifter-turned-bball player. has a kobe jersey on. screams KOBE when he layups with a spin. says "almost" when it rims out. does the same under the leg move over and over. says "basketball is stupid, more of a football guy, do you do fantasy?" kid thinks hes going to rape him. has pancake etched in his air force ones that are casually untied. kid calls him a faggot and tell him full court 21. they beat him. they're 14. he's like whatever. storms off in his ford fusion. 2003. the pancake brah. squints his eyes so he has a better looking profile when he pulls up to a hot girl at a red light. doesnt make eye contact. thinks shell be mesmerized for the rest of the day. lol doesnt remember him. toothpaste haircut. fuck you man Last edited by big baby; 12-13-2013 at 10:23 PM.