I, for one, welcome our new Certain overlords and the compulsory act of supplying personal information and birth certificates for participation in all on-site text battles.
Personals only work if they're available. It's not as if we're all friends on FB or follow each other on Twitter. I value my anonymity. I'm guessing you haven't battled much, but what else could we possibly talk about?
To me, the opponent is;
- Inherently homosexual
- A virgin, and thus single
- Obese
- A basement dweller
- A complete failure at lolife
What can I say, it's stereotyping at it's finest. Plus wordplay isn't going anywhere.
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