my cuzzo: One time I was fucking her in the ass and I used sooo much lube, a big ass glob came shooting out in slow motion flew right in my fucking eye in . I was like ahhhhhhhh and fell over. She was so embarrassed lol. Didnt get pink eye though. She'd kill me if she knew I just told
me: I'm.....gonna...........die......................L MFAO
my cuzzo:Cant make that shit up. Needless to say I didnt finish
me:lmao, nigga said "ahhhhhh" fell over lmao
my cuzzo: no bs it was a dramatic "ahhhhhh" and fell over like I had been shot. Because I did
LMFAO
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