[anime_boners]

I have a couple

1) on the boring side, the first valentines I had with my fiance, I took her anal virginity. Schoolin ya'll niggas on romance.

2) with another girl, the first time I tried anal, and the same for her - we used to much lube.. when I say too much, I mean WAY TOO MUCH. long story short, fucking all that excess lube, which I presume was just sitting in the anal canal, pushed the liquid, further up into her and created an enema effect.

leading to her releasing a tidal way of shitty astro glide, directly from her colon out on to her sheets.

and don't get me wrong. her ass was clean, and the deluge of shit lube was like 96% lube, 4% shit, but, it was still gross and I still wanted nothing to do w/ the clean up.