[PancakeBrah]

shit be dead doggy bro.

it is what it is. aint no young whippersnappers going to start doing text. r u srs? itll just be same old rehashed ppl coming back like 'yo wutup dawg' 'ah shit it's text bro' and then nothing happens. lets put the spring text championship tournament playoff at the top of the forum. lets see what happens. we'll make 5 announcements, and two banners. ill send a pigeon out across the land. it will not work my friend. this medium is on its death bed and you are the doctor screaming 'I WON'T LET YOU DIE' even though the corpse is cold and tagged, and your colleagues are in the back room sipping on some all natural coffee with butter talking about the latest controversial take in The New Yorker. let it go Des. let it go with some dignity and some honor. we're all here bro. we're it. im buying a fiddle. then setting it on fire in the middle of my living room while i sit on my cheap ass chair. the damages will come back to haunt me. but it's so interesting. before the instrument was completely engulfed in flame it let out one last note, unassisted. it was in minor key. i got the chills. text is alive.