[Rawn MD]

U collect coupons for cat litter

Have a temperpedic bobo bed just for the magic fingers aspect,

Ur last bed was a water-bed, but itade Ur (fe) male companions nauseous

U growing up u used Murrays palmade for Ur Hightop fade and had pictures varying from kid in play to 98 degrees on Ur wall

Now that u've truly found Ur self and through multiple sessions of sitting down and taking in just the tip(s) from Ur familiar u now use PINK product and extensions that cover Ur wave cap, Ur unframed posters are thumb-tacked into the wall directly above where u rest yr head and consist of Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry

Katy Perry is strictly there for her activism in female rights, and you make the few ppl who u associate with (Ur pre-op, hardbody, love and Ur RA) aware of this.

U did at one point contemplate taking down Ur lady Gaga silhouette poster bc of her controversial 'meat suit' opposite Ur ethics. Eventually u violated Ur ethics, which couldn't b easier if it were coated in the Vasaline u keep atop of Ur nightstand. Gaga still remains.

U eat egg whites cooked with Pam and olive oil. U carry purely hand sanitizer around attached to Ur denim covered ledger by a cari-beaner from the one time u went to the Nvy surplus store. UI used to tell Ur dating prospects that u keep it bc it was from Ur last hike, when Ur friend fell from great Heights to his death. This is how u lost ur virginity via a pity fuck. Now it's used as a belt clip, which u convientlyly attach to Ur keyring, which also dons a 'I <3 cubs' but it was not purchased at any kind of sports Store.

U probably smell of activator, lavender, orchids and ck1

This smell covers up the fact that u haven't bathed in months making Ur skin appear white. Really it's ash caked in ash much like Pompeii.

U wear a charm bracelet that Ur sister gave to u on Ur sweet 16.

In Ur bathroom u have a full length mirror, a scale, an array of skin bleaches, a vast amount of shower loofahs, and 3 different colored bath robe. Here u also keep a monthly copy of vanity Fair, and cosmopolitan (which is also Ur favorite drink.) you also keep several oral syringes and eye wash products on hand.

You go to the gym and do 3 exercises squats, and work Ur abductor and adductor thigh muscles.

Your diet consists. Of leafy greens and thai food.

You keep a detailed schedule on Ur flip phone of what would be ur ovulation cycle, taking hormones accordingly.

You had electrolysis done to all Ur body hair.

Ur bitch.