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Old 11-27-2013, 12:04 PM   #12
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No one's doubtin you're Aussie.. any punch you string up is nonsense
I mean, this faggot's wrestled w/ a croc EVERY time he's had to think of a concept
[ok]
& your girl's down to deep throat me 'til her jawbone gets damaged
That bitch lies on her back & does grunt work that'd undercut most auto mechanics
[ok]
Stick C4 to your front door.. this pussy blindfolded w/ both arms tied
I'll put a packet to IP address that'll send him straight to a Cloud when it goes online
[dnt like]
Ruin ya plans.. act untouchable, I'm on the next flight w/ Uzis in hand
It's nothin to get you drawn & quartered across the border like the Vetruvian Man
[this is nice]
Heard you went to the clinic, but givin head's like your reason to live
This fag's idea of a tissue culture's the shrine in his bedroom made of Kleenex & jizz
[nah not feeling]
You got carried in TTT, then tried givin ya broham the third degree?
Ain't even land anything & still slowed up Aer traffic worse than Homeland Security
[old np]
This ain't a classic, it's painful.. watchin you get battered & mangled
We all know you're Sugar Shane, punches'll put you in retirement like his match w/ Canelo
[cool np]
Run up w/ the mask.. let you take a swing before I murder ya set of twins
& the second Domicile make sure the ceiling's their brains' new permanent residence
[forced imo]
I throw the beastliest shots, so catchin a win here's the easiest odds
I'm the go-to decision.. or there's a Bigg Rigg in this fight worse than the one GSP robbed
[ok cool]

v

U get ripped off buying groceries. That story made u look like a faggot brah
I mean, you Spaced Out & got Jewed Law… and I ain’t talkin bout Gattaca
[nice, had to google gattaca]
Your mom’s a dating site slut. Tell her stank ass to hit the showers
Anyone that Smelt that bitch or Mackerel be back on Plenty of Fish within hours
[didn't like]
Neigh’s pussy & a wretched vet. He’ll go into hiding when the techs are flexed
Pfft… I’ll shake ‘em up and this Doodle disappear like a fuckin etch a sketch
[doodle wp been done]
You juice & get assfucked. Either could put u in shock & have ya heart in pain
Fuck it, stay taking a Pole or Roid… u’ll get the picture when u start to shake
[liked this]
I’m in the tub getting sponged down by hoes w/ extravagant skills -
Getting lathered by milfs, while only time u get a backwash is drinking the last of the milk
[aiming for funny but fell short imo]
This frail faggot got Rabdo from lifting, & I gotta see this as weakness
If we seeing Neigh bodybilled … it’s as 'the most feminine physique with a penis'
[this was cool]
& he wonders about his girl’s past. I told em “Neigh she did an orgy”
But the way he denies that Big Bang Theory it could fuel the Creationism story
[nothing here man too obv]
Stop pretending you’ll land that 6 figure job. We’ve had enough dude
Only reason ur money’s where ur mouth is is cuz ur poor & have a Buck tooth
[ha. buck tooth was a ok flip]
& I feel like I gotta tell ya… your girl is carrying my bastard homie
I went from playing tonsil hockey with her to slipping one past the goalie
[this was bad]


i think neighbor edged it w. one more bar that i liked. 5 bars to 4. the problem i had w/ both verses is that they were so formulaic, it felt like i knew what was coming when i read the middle of the punch. maybe thats just how text in general is now w/ ppl sticking to one style that gets votes idk. but yea neighbor had more that i liked so i'll go with neighbor. thanks for showing
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