Santa Clause is a bitch.
He don't ever wanna be seen. This children's matrix has a glitch.
I've been creepin around and saw a stash. No Sega Genesis.
Fuck that nigga! He never wanna say hi... Just like Script's father n' shit.
Kids in my class leave him cookies. For his bitchassness he gets an empty dish.
I'm gonna write the Pole a strongly worded letter.
The letter H.
Ho Ho Ho, Muthafucker! I'll extort Script's lunch money out of him fa Christmas.
I want two power rangers, a power wheel jeep, powerpuffs for Script's sis...
A Gameboy pocket, pokemon blue/red... and my Sega with cartridges.
If he don't deliver, I'mma fuck him up next Black Friday... he'll miss gift trips!
Please Santa... be the dad I never had... I swear I'll never be naughty again...
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Ahem.
Last edited by e11even; 11-25-2013 at 07:10 AM.
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