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One day a nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath and notices the heartbeat change slightly when the sponge was in her crotch.
Excitedly, she goes to the phone and calls the woman's husband and tells him to come to the hospital.
When he gets there the nurse tells him that she thinks that his wife could be helped perhaps by a little bit of oral sex, that maybe it is crazy but it just might work. The man goes into his wife's booth. A couple of minutes later her heartbeat flat-lines. The man walks out, and the nurse stunned asks "What happened?"
The man replies "I think she choked"
-stole this one.

Did you hear about the three car pileup at the thrift store?
50 Mexicans died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was sdhgfaseurbxbcv

What did the black guy get on his SAT test?
Barbeque sauce.