Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't Ray Charles pay his bills?
Because he's black.
What do you call 100 white dudes running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call 100 mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call 500 black guys running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1000 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Me vs you only if that’s what it takes.
Battle to the death
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like a woolah what it do to one’s medulla oblongata- revenge of Montezuma on a blotter
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