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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah
You're shifting goalposts right now.
I suggest we hold a Cake v. NYC decathalon.
1. Handball
2. Hockey
3. Basketball
4. Powerlift
5. Half-marathon
6. MMA Match
7. Arm Wrestling
8. Discus
9. Long Jump
10. Discussion/Boarding
My prediction: You win the first three. Plus long jump. You lose, by a wide margin, in the other six.
Afterwards I give you a firm and hearty handshake with sincere eye contact that speaks "You're a worthy competitor; but don't ever get uppity again." We then dominate all of the bars in your lower-middle class part of New York, with the obvious end game being impregnating all races of women.
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lmao. 1 2 3 5 9 are mine ez IMO
4 is possible i clean 185x8 ez perfect form