I wish split liked me. He's such a cool bro. Coolest bro on the site. I picture him as an adventurer; venturing through the greater new england area, finding random hockey matches and glee club soirees to regale us with. All with this oddly confident manner about him, carrying a pocket sized copy of Ulysses by Joyce with 2-point text size in his half tweed half leather gentlemen's coat, smoking the latest strain of pot (blue Brazil) through a pipe while letting his stevia laced mocha tea cool in the autumn wind, steam wisps swirling.
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