Quote:
Originally Posted by breathless
Damn bro, just the coronas alone woulda knocked my shit dickless... Can't deal with the liquid content of brewskies... The alcohol, no problem
Hmmmm.... I wonder if you could gastropub some 151/everclear with maltodextrin and snort alcohol...
Shit, I think I may've found the new thing
|
no words lmao.
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrown
bacon powder, i mean. idk man i cant really hand out accomplishments.
but i'll give you an imaginary trophy. cherish it.
i don't really like opiodes. except for norcos, but if i pop em everyday i rageface as soon as i stop taking them. everclear is legit. i like raw tequila, before it's diluted. get me so drunk i can't even see straight. start chucking furniture and shit.
|
been there. its great watching drama unfold in someone's relationship when i'm drunk. i turn into this buddy jesus friend-counselor. ppl hate that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
No accomplishments without nudes.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by breathless
You put everclear in your nose...ain't no amount of pervs gonna stop that pain, shit Ydk, you could od and your soulnose would still hurt for decades. I got a friend to do an eye shot of regular Bacardi for 5 bucks once, dude's cornea was wrecked red like someone ocular cavity raped him for a week... For a week
|
for a week? fuck every portion of that notion. i'd rather be a drunk square than a cool ass dude with no fucking eyeballs. quality of life is my condition for living. that was interestingly worded...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zenland
Well it looks like Zen is a single man again fellas. Time to take some speed and go find some pussy. Wish me luck.
And why are y'all even talking about snorting alcohol? Just drink it. It's liquid.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zenland
Who you callin a bitch, bitch? Sorry, it's the speed.
Btw Zen isn't single anymore. I know you were all on the edge of your seat with concern, well now you can rest easy guys.
|
any luck with ol' girl??? c'mon zen i'm tryna live vicariously through you, but you're making this difficult.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Split Eight
my dick is so hard for topicals right now
|
no, no, no, no, no, no!!!! PINEAPPLES!!! PINEAPPLES!!!!
i've actually been wanting to battle for a minute now. both are overwhelmingly outside my comfort zone though.