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Old 11-06-2013, 07:20 PM   #151
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i dont get why veritas thinks that if you think evolution is correct, you hate christianity

i'm indifferent. i don't like organised religion at all. but i don't hate the people who have there views and beliefs, and i don't hate there views and beliefs

i just find them silly. both their views and the people with them.

i just ate two tuna fish sandwiches. they are gonna evolve into diarhea during the night.

but word veritas, question.

what would prove evolution to you?

you can't just make evolution happen in a single human lifetime. so would you need all the skeletons from ape to man? where each skeleton when compared to the previous you see no change, but 1000 skeletons later if you compared that skeleton to the first, and so on and so on

im high

but word you'd basically need to look at a slideshow of 1 billion skeletons or some shit.

me im ALOOF

what oh shit theres a HOBBIT OH SHIT

WHAT that ape walked on two legs and threw rocks at shit? huh

whatttt neanderthals are a different species????

thats what i think alot of people don't get about the whole thing. we are a skinny branch on the family tree of some weirdo ocean mold

all of these species we find might not be related. but we can see how other species evolve over time, and we can see that all creatures evolved

but i mean the bibles dope tho cuz adam was a G

the story of adam and eve is really about masterbation

cuz adam had LILLITH THO before eve was made. adam used to beat that shit up. she was his equal tho. and she was like wtf, why can't i be on top? and adam was like cuz i run this duh. so she got pissed and fled the garden, turned into a demon and was known for snatching children in the night. when parents tuck there kids in and sing them a lullaby they are saying ancient magic keeping lillith away. it literally meant "lillith away" thats what lullaby is.

so anyway, lillith is gone, and adam is alone in the garden. he don't got no pussy so he's down and out. god creates eve from his rib making him have dominance over her, but also YO its a metaphor because when he bangs her, he's fucking himself. aka beating off

so its condoning beating off when bitches dip and morph to demons

evolution

lillith evolved
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