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Rawns fraudulent behavior is easily explained:
Of which the narrator will see it ascertained
with hopes to leave your brain entertained……
So without further ado, I give to you::::::::::::
RAWN’s childhood imagination land
Act I
When Rawn was five and started school the children were very mean.
They used to say he lived in a garbage can, and his head was the biggest they’d ever seen.
Added to that, was the fact, he had baby arms and a perfectly square cranium,
One wouldn’t have to be a genius to discern how these kid’s words were paining him.
He tried to tell his father that school sucked, but daddy wasn’t around to be found,
He cried to his mommy, but mommy’s new boyfriend growled then slapped him down
Alone and afraid, the bedroom became Rawn’s sacred cave
The place where he would learn to be strong, smart, and brave
Whimpered as he closed his tear dimmed eyes,
Then he wished so hard that he created a world built out of lies.
See back then it wasn’t lies, it was fun.
The enterprise of his young mind only just begun
He removed his broken heart and hid it in a cocoon,
Then watched it heal as the butterflies flittered in full bloom
Then he built a magical city, it was an architectural paragon
And the best part was its magical inhabitants all loved little Rawn!!
They never laughed at him, or his T-Rex appendages!
They never asked what it was like for his head to have hats as a nemesis???
In this land his dad was there! And you know little Rawn made daddy proud!!
And mommy gave him all the attention he wanted without ever having to be loud!!
---Hugs and kisses---
Act II
But as Rawn grew, Imagination Land changed, and morphed into subterfuge
As imagination de-evolved into the exaggeration of ego’s subtle ruse
Rawn’s mind now weaves an elaborate tale of grandeur like a sktizo
Like how he sold Chuck Norris the first Nokia cell phone….cuz he’s the shit bro!
(Rawn >Chuck)
Or how he was a corporate player in his early twenties, and it’s a fact
That at the same time he was a criminal mastermind, and corporate was just an act
How he flew a private jet and unified physics with a simple mental polish
Rawn is smarter than you after only a couple nights at junior college
Just ask him, trust me, he propels it
Rawns a rockstar: buys it, snorts it, sells it.
He is the smartest, he goes the hardest, so every story you tell?
He topped that.
And every awesome thing you want? You already know…
He copped that
Meanwhile the last surviving citizens of imagination land all try to whisper “stop that”
But Rawn got dem jiggers and triggers so you know he gon pop that
Rawn the Gawd, you don’t want drama, u besta know he’ll let them tec’s spew
While refusing to see he looks like Joe’Pesci’s hermaphrodite ass nephew
And that only a blooming onion gon save him when there’s rent due
He is He-man, Bat man, and the whole A-team mixed in with Sun Tzu
On the beats? he a beast, out of sight, so bet he gon out eat the Klump crew
On the streets? he neva lost a fight, its elementary like he’s your favorite gumshoe.
So u know: Every bitch in the world of which he is keen he’s humped too
(How could your dad leave and your mom not love you?)
Cuz shit, your IQ is like four digits: 4 thousand 8 hundred and seventy three
Rawn telling everyone he was locked up, and this testifies he’s an O.G.
But shit you already know that:
Rawn is a stone cold killer, a ladies man, and investor,
A tombstone dealer, admit you’re his biggest fan, he’s an inventor
He climbed Mount Everest and cured his house cat of dick cancer
He plays b-ball in hockey skates, got the fade, the handle, plus he’s a sick passer
Rawn is running for governor of his state, bet that he is a shoe-in
His soul is that coal where pressure and diamonds grew in
Rawn is not human. Rawn is a psychologist, a bank robber, an athlete
A porn star, a rabbi, he time travelled and beat Jessie Owens at a track meet
Rawn created Marvel Comics, He can breathe underwater
He is a real life G.I. Joe, he is a real life GodFather
A made man with a spray tan, a hacker, he is Neo in this matrix
His story will suck like the chicks, when he trots past their bases
Rawn thinks we are all beneath him, and of course he would actually:
Because that motherfucker Rawn literally defies gravity
----From reality, with Love buddy---
ACTIII
His imagination land fam is all withered and now dies exposed:
Because the imagination that once fed them, now replaced with lies composed
The moral of the story is now easily reaching Captain Obvious proportions
Rawn: don’t blame Imagination Land for your ego’s pathetic distortions
But good luck with that, oblivious to this ether that leaves u in a mortuary
The real moral is egotistic bluffers are only real in a land that’s imaginary
Fin.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Consensus
The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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