I'm a good father... It's a lost art apparently...
It's like people are shocked when your in public and your baby smiles and is as polite as she knows how to be.
I can take opiates and vomit a half hour later, for fun we can line up some pill heads going through withdraw and see which one can find the Vicodin in the puke pile like digging up rawns nose during a challenge in the old nickelodeon game double dare
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