Wow.. I went to a norwegian board and found a battleverse I wrote in '06. Didn't even know I started to write that early. It was brief anyways since I got banned for some reason. Don't know why I got banned, haha. Beware, my knowledge in the english language was extremely bad back then as well.. Here it is;
mms aka to slow for me, but still so kind,
when i see your rhymes i wish i could hit rewind,
beat me? are you out your mind?
flamethrower under your bed its nothing,
under my bed i got 6 bodys layin there rotting.
stop your rhymes, their wack and disturbed,
when im finnished with you, your spine will be 90 degrees curved,
you should be ashamed for the texts youve just served.
hangin on the net all the time, youll get stampled as nerd,
this verse rolled you up and smoked you like a little piece of herb.
Holy fuck, if there was a time machine I'd go back in time to slap myself for posting that shit. I'm still wack at battle rap tho', but at least it's not that painful. My most recent battleverse (from 2012 and I'll probably long for another time machine when I read this post in a few years);
This is the situation; hiphop is math and you can't solve the equation,
Crying to sleep pondering; ''Why can't I excel when Pokemons evolve on occasion?''
With your family memories you're the ressurrection of lame guys,
Still rocking the same lies, Ray knows how dancing to FAME dies.
Stop being a geek, survive without internet for a week, the world is unique young gun!
Don't be a freak, you don't have to leak estrogen fueled raps to speak to someone.
The world is crazy but the moon stays in place, the human race works in many ways,
break outta your puberty phase, experience unity, grace, elevate skills, friends, sun sets beautiful days.
You don't believe me cuz you're stuck in a loop of mediocre food you bought from coupons,
You're stuck in a elementary level but dropped off the periodic table like broken neutrons.
It's a long shot but if you want to damage MC's you're better off practicing voodoo,
I'm not alone sayng that it's embarrassing to live on the same earth that you do.
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