[Witty]

Cuz the human babies were making the monkey babies look stupid and the monkeys got jealous and they said no more human babies.

And that was the end of that.

But luckily Jesus came in and did magic with his hands and now humans rule and monkeys throw poop at each other because god made humans in his image and by refusing to give birth to humans it made god think monkeys thought he was ugly and he got really insecure, and he told his son to fuck em up and amen.